Roman Garstang Disasters Series By Mark Lowery: 5 Books Collection Set - Ages 9-12 - Paperback

Title in This Set:

1. The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life
2. The Chicken Nugget Ambush
3. Attack of the Woolly Jumper
4. The Great Caravan Catastrophe
5. Revenge of the Spaghetti Hoops

Description:

The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life
A jam-fuelled week of disaster is set in motion by a single doughnut!

Roman Garstang is obsessed with food - particularly Squidgy Splodge raspberry-jam doughnuts - but he is about to learn that things are not always as sugar-coated as they might seem. Because of his Monday-morning jam doughnut, Roman's week takes a very sticky turn . . .

The Chicken Nugget Ambush
An outdoor adventure trip is one thing, but can Roman Garstang survive a chicken nugget-only diet? Roman Garstang is all set for his class trip to Farm View outdoor survival centre. There are only three issues: 1. With Darren Gamble as his new 'BFF' how can Roman make friends with funny, cool girl Vanya? 2. Roman will be sharing a tent with Kevin (AKA 'The Pukelear Missile') for THREE DAYS 3. Mum has prescribed a strict chicken nugget-only diet (Seriously?!) It's time to put his new survival skills to the test . . .

Attack of the Woolly Jumper
Roman endures a royal visit and a school fashion show - in a jumper knitted by his Grandma . . .

Grandma has come to stay for the royal visit by Princess Lucy to launch her new badger charity, 'Badges for Badgers'. Which would be fine, if she hadn't knitted Roman the crummiest jumper (AKA "crumper") on earth that he's forced to wear to school. His whole class is in a fundraising frenzy, led by fame-crazy Rosie Taylor who is convinced that organising a charity fashion show is bound to win her favour with the princess. And in a bid of fierce cruelty she has sponsored Roman to wear his crumper ALL WEEK, even after Gamble tries to flush it down the toilet.

The Great Caravan Catastrophe
Incredibly, unbelievably, Roman's cousin is marrying the cousin of Rosie Taylor (AKA The Worst Person Who Ever Lived) cousin. Roman can't believe this (as Rosie says: "How can we be in the same family, we're barely in the same species"). Rosie's parents decide they should go along together and "make a weekend of it". Roman's plus one is his best friend Gamble (probably the naughtiest kid in Europe) - and it's the beginning of another big, messy, catastrophic and uproarious adventure for Roman - with Winnebagos, illegal thrash metal festivals and campsite beauty contests all thrown into the mix ...

Revenge of the Spaghetti Hoops
It's the end of term for Roman - the last week ever of primary school, in fact. And in what should be an unremarkable, tying-things-up kind of week, Roman's class get the opposite - a very special visitor. One Jason Grooves - ex-pupil turned mega-famous singer. Jason is back at school to film his new reality TV show - Jason: Grooving on to the Next Chapter. He's got big plans, and he wants Roman and all the class to get in with the action. Filming, proms, auditions, charity gigs and the launch of his brand-new food lines, including some very special spaghetti hoops ...

Title in This Set:1. The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life2. The Chicken Nugget Ambush3. Attack of the Woolly Jumper4. The Great Caravan Catastrophe5. Revenge of the Spaghetti HoopsDescription:The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My LifeA jam-fuelled week of disaster is set in motion by a single doughnut!Roman Garstang is obsesTitle in This Set:1. The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life2. The Chicken Nugget Ambush3. Attack of the Woolly Jumper4. The Great Caravan Catastrophe5. Revenge of the Spaghetti HoopsDescription:The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My LifeA jam-fuelled week of disaster is set in motion by a single doughnut!Roman Garstang is obses